So, we know cats are cute. We also know they can throw some serious shade. But they may also be plotting to end your life. And these two felines -- black cat Shorty and black and white Kodi -- are here to demonstrate eight ways this is a real thing. "My friends, the kittens are rising, the apawcalypse is coming," writes uploader Sho Ko. "Don't say I didn't warn you." We'll consider ourselves warned. But also, look at this face! Definitely able to kill us with cuteness. H/T HuffPost.