I was imagining Art Bell's Dark Matter as a physical product. Perhaps this could be sold if there will be a storefront on the website. :)
Directions for Use: Apply one to two pumps of Art Bell's Dark Matter over entire body or areas you wish to prevent from emitting or absorbing light or other electromagnetic radiation.
Users may experience gravitational effects on visible matter, radiation, and the large-scale structure of the universe.
Ask your healthcare provider if this product is safe for use if you have a rash, other skin conditions, or mental health issues.
Rob Share aka DigitalGuy