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Armed Man Tells Police Trump Ordered Him to Fight Lizard People

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Armed Man Tells Police Trump Ordered Him to Fight Lizard People

A Washington state man who “snorted methamphetamine to lose weight” and caused alarm by waving an AK-47 at a busy intersection while shouting that President Donald Trump ordered him to fight “the lizard people,” was shocked with a Taser gun by police and is being mentally evaluated, authorities said. The 54-year-old man stopped his white Jeep Cherokee in the middle of the intersection on Nov. 25, at 108th Street and South Pacific Avenue in Parkland about 8:03 p.m., the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department said. A witness called 911 to report the suspicious activity. Washington State Patrol troopers arrived on the...

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Insane Government Conspiracies: Lizard People, Mind Controlled Clones, and Fairies

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Insane Government Conspiracies: Lizard People, Mind Controlled Clones, and Fairies

Let’s face it, there have been conspiracy theories around for as long as we have had anything to conspire about. Such ideas have run the gamut from the plausible to the actually true, to the farthest reaches of eyebrow raising insanity. It is an interesting enough phenomenon in its own right that some of the most mind-bogglingly odd theories should catch on and coalesce into the minds of the masses, but some of these really take the cake with regards to sheer, flat out bizarreness. Some of the stranger of these concern evil plots by the the government or even...

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South Carolina Warns to Beware of Lizard Men During Eclipse

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South Carolina Warns to Beware of Lizard Men During Eclipse

Is the state of South Carolina getting a little edgy? Just days after issuing a warning to residents about possible Bigfoot sightings coming from the direction of North Carolina, the South Carolina Emergency Management Division (SCEMD) sent out a bulletin asking residents to be on the lookout for Lizard Man during the upcoming solar eclipse on August 21st. It also warns of other potential paranormal phenomenon during the eclipse and tells residents, “If you see something, say something.” How about: “Wait. What?” SCEMD does not know if Lizardmen become more active during a solar eclipse. But we advise that residents...

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Has 'lizard man' returned?

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Has 'lizard man' returned?

BISHOPVILLE, S.C. (WCIV) -- The fabled Bishopville, South Carolina, swamp creature known as Lizard Man appears to have surfaced again Sunday afternoon. Sarah, a Sumter woman who says she went to church with a friend Sunday morning, stepped out of the sanctuary to see the Lizard Man running along the tree line. So she did what anyone else would do -- took a picture with her phone. "My hand to God, I am not making this up," she wrote in an email to the ABC News 4 newsroom. "So excited!" She says they were just a mile or so from...

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