UFO Alert! Trump Is an Alien!

UFO Alert! Trump Is an Alien!

Do I believe in UFOs? That’s not the point. I was drowning in Trump mania and decided to escape to the more benign craziness of believers in aliens from outer space. So there I was at the We-Ko-Pa Resort and Conference Center in Fountain Hills, Arizona, for the International UFO Congress, the largest UFO-related gathering in the country. The hundreds of mostly middle-aged white attendees in jeans and t-shirts looked ordinary enough — no tin-foil hats or anti-gravity boots. What a relief to see so many Americans gathered together for a more level-headed purpose than politics! We heard lectures including, “Marilyn Monroe, the CIA and UFOs” and “Ancient Aliens and Megalithic Construction.” I figured that if I could fill my brain with Marilyn Monroe and UFOs, then throw in a few megaliths, there would be no room left for my hysteria about the Trumpapocalypse. I was wrong. I soon discovered who the hundreds of avid listeners around me saw as the enemy. One lecture spelled it out: “Inside the Black Vault: A Two-Decade Journey into Government Secrecy.” The monster that this legion of UFO believers loathed wasn’t some slimy, bug-eyed alien, but the even more slippery U.S. government and the multi-tentacled media. Read More: Huffington Post
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